Our business philosophy is pretty simple: We
want to give our customers the best service possible. We know
how much it sucks to have a question and wait days for an answer,
or to get a feeling that everyone at a company is asleep at
the switch.
We don't want to be like that. If something gets messed up,
we'll do our best make it right. All this doesn't mean we'll
never get tired and cranky, but we promise to try our best to
just yell at each other and not at you.
We started this business 'cuz we think the
Tuna shirts are pretty witty, and this internet thing makes
for a fairly cheap and easy way to find out if other people
think so too. Our Global Headquarters are in Vancouver, but
we have plans for offices in London, Hong Kong, Tokyo, New York,
and Cape Town in the future. Vancouver's a good town, but we
need the greater regional market penetration and flexibility
a multi-national Tuna shirt conglomerate affords to fully exploit
the potential of our revolutionary product. It may take a while
to catch on, but we estimate Global Conquest and Nike-like name
recognition within the decade.
At this point, lots of people don't get the
humour.
"But it says Tuna", we explain, "And there's
a fish jumping over the letters!".
Lots of blank stares and weird looks.
It may sound corny, but we feel some sort of bond (as trivial
as it may be in the grand scheme of things) to our fellow Tuna
fans out there, and we wish you much fun and double-luckiness
in your happy new shirts!
